OT......... BLONDE

[pipes]

>A young beautiful blonde New York woman was so depressed that she decided
>to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
>
>But just before she could throw herself from the dock, a handsome young
>sailor stopped her.
>
>"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe 
>tomorrow and I can stow you away on my
>ship.
>
>I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
>
>With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to
>go to Europe , the woman accepted.
>
>That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
>then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to
>her until dawn.
>
>Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
>inspection.
>
>"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
>
>"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me
>food and I get a free trip to Europe . Plus he's screwing me."
>
>"
   The Captain replied...........He SURE is..........This is the Staten Island ferry

[Kristinsgrandpa]

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

<> You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

<> We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

when blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES: USE BIRTH CONTROL

<> money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

<> Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Time's fun when you're having flies. ......Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

Friends don't let friends take ugly people home.

<> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi

Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

<> GUN CONTROL: using both hands

The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

Ed

[bubbaqgal]

This comment was made on a Tampa TV station earlier this week (true)|:
75% of all women killed by domestic violence are dead.

[cody]

I was in the chat room talking to dallas and slow rider when I heard that comment, the co-anchor even looked at his partner kind of strange but the news anchor just went on without batting an eye lol. Was one of the more intelligent things I've heard on the news lately.lol

[Dallas]

In other news:

On a local Mobile, Al. / Pensacola, Fl. TV station earlier this week...

Maynor Weiner was arrested for indecent exposure and urinating in public.

(Pronounce Maynor with a southern accent!)