OT: You Might Be A Redneck If...

[Dallas]

I think I now is a redneck.

Two true stories.

1)  One Christmas I got my wife a new Stihl chainsaw.  The scary part.......it's what she asked for.

2)  Just yesterday I gave my wife her anniversary present.  A new deer rifle with scope.  Again scary, she's excited about it.

But then again, WE ARE in Idaho.  (.....and loving it !!!)  Ex-Californians and never going back !!!!

Chris & Cheryl Christensen

Hmmmm, Let's put this all together....

A Chainsaw?
A High Powered Rifle with scope?

How good is your life insurance?
Has the wife bought any of those Big "Forceflex" trashbags and have you noticing her sharpening her boning knives lately?

I think it might be time for a Dragon skin vest.

[wvanative]

Wow what a woman" some guys are just plain lucky in love. A woman who can not only bring home the vineson, but can saw up the fire wood to cook it too. Dang she is a keeper.

WVaNative

[4106-123]

you know your a redneck if your kids trip over the chrismas lights hunting for easter eggs!

[Busted Knuckle]

Only a redneck could host a NON rally for busnuts at an Airstream park.
Regards
Jerry 4107 1120

Who said rednecks couldn't appreciate a good thing when they saw it? 

'Sides, I is a Airstream club member now. Got me one of them fancy red numbers to put on the silver bullet & everything. Them airstreamers don't know what they have done. . . . yet 

So Jerry, are you gonna be there?

So the question I have Kyle is when are ya gonna get one of the "orphans" fixed up to pull the silver bullet to the club getogethers witt? Cool huh? Or am I just a real redneck fer think'n it? BK aka HICKABILLY!

[kyle4501]

So the question I have Kyle is when are ya gonna get one of the "orphans" fixed up to pull the silver bullet to the club getogethers witt? Cool huh? Or am I just a real redneck fer think'n it? BK aka HICKABILLY!

Short answer = when time allows.

Longer answer = I'm having tons of fun NOW & meeting great people too   
Not only that, but I'm spending time with the wife & kids. & my family is alone at the top of my priority list. I work in bus stuff when I can & the bus stuff has led to some friendships that most can't even dream about. 

I'm enjoying life immensely & I'm not about to run past the present in hopes of something better in the future, now is all we really have & I feel blessed to have it so good right now. If that changes tomorrow, I'll have no regrets.
I am planning for the future tho, I'll have a ready source of materials when the wrenches start flying around here.

I don't expect others to agree with my opinions, if that were to happen very often, I'd question their sanity

Start watching when you hear me say "hey y'all, watch what I'm gonna do to this here bus"

[Charles in SC]

You start asking for your french fries with the grease on the side so you can put it in the fuel tank.

[Nick Badame Refrig/ACC]

You might be a redneck if....

Just use your imagination here

Nick-

[Nick Badame Refrig/ACC]

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