Husband Store

[Paul]

NEW STORE IN CINCINNATI
SELLS NEW HUSBAND

A store that sells new husbands has open in Cincinnati, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


   So, a woman goes to the husband store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads:

   Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads

Floor 2 – These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
that nice,' she thinks but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have Jobs, Love Kids, and Drop-dead good looking and Help with housework.
OH, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sing reads:

Floor 5 – These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with housework. And Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is tempted to stay, but she goes to the Sixth floor, were the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,016 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that woman are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband Store

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owners opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love SEX!

The second floor has wives that love SEX , have MONEY and like BEER

The third, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth floor have never been visited.