Totally irrelevent humor-sorry

[Lin]

I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for
my  Medicare program.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,  he said I was doing "fairly
well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I will live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"Oh no," I replied.  "I don't do drugs, either."

"Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"

"I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself".

"Do you eat  rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said,  "No, my other doctor said that all red m eat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing  golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have  a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you  care?