The half wit
 

The half wit

Started by larryc, December 26, 2007, 08:23:52 AM

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larryc

A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department
claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to
interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'
demanded the agent.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3
years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here
for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then
there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of
all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and
board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps
with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
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