OT My Joke of the Day:

[Kwajdiver]

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat
the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was
dreaming ...... when he again heard the voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me
and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because
you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over,
picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I
said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age
I'd rather have a talking frog."

[Lee Bradley]

Q: Where can women over the age of 60  find young, sexy men who are interested in them? 
A: Try a bookstore under fiction. 
   
Q: What can a man do while his  wife is going through menopause?
A:  Keep busy.  If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement bus. When you are done, you will have a place to live. 
   
Q: How can you increase the heart  rate of your 60+ husband?
A: Tell him  you're pregnant.
   
Q: How can you  avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? 
A: Take off your glasses. 
   
Q: Why should 60+ folks use valet  parking?
A: Valets don't forget where  they park your car.
   
Q: Is it  common for 60+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage? 
A: Storing memory is not a problem,  retrieving it is a problem.
   
Q: As  people age, do they sleep more soundly? 
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. 
   
Q: Where do 60+ folks look for  fashionable glasses?
A: Their  foreheads.
   
Q: What is the most  common remark made by 60+ folks when shopping in antique stores? 
A: "I remember these."