OT- Funny

[Hartley]

 


FRIENDS" VS. "SOUTHERN" FRIENDS



FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. And lots of
it.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a
kiss. More than one.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad, and
often.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you. And for you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking,
laughing, and just
being together. Then do the dishes before leaving.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct
quotes from you. And
most of the time know you better than you do
yourself.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the
crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds'
back-ends that left you.
Th en walk beside you in the front of the crowd.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
If you are not home
they will wait.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life. And then some.

FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their
Southern Friends!

"Life is Short ... Dance Naked & Wiggle Your Butt!"

[musicman]

100% Southern here but Im not dancing naked ..Well atleast not now and I can wiggle my butt

[Dallas]

I don't have to dance.... my butt wiggles, jiggles and makes disgusting noises of it's own accord!

[bubbaqgal]

When you are built like the little tea pot, short and stout, like I am.....Your everything wiggles, southern or not.  I ain't a gonna do it naked either.....When you laugh the world laughs with you. When you jiggle, the world laughs at you.  Cat