Save your Skin ... Kevlar

[Dallas]

If the bus has Insurence, You might want to Sew because of a Hostile Work environment or Fisycle Abuse..
Then you could settle out of Court, for an amount that will get her Fixed up proper 

Gee, now I really feel bad because I understood every word he wrote.  Life's to short to take serious, find humor wherever you can.  Jack

Yeah, Look at us... My wife married me just for the humor! She laughs at me all the time!! Dallas

[superpickle]

If the bus has Insurence, You might want to Sew because of a Hostile Work environment or Fisycle Abuse..
Then you could settle out of Court, for an amount that will get her Fixed up proper 

Gee, now I really feel bad because I understood every word he wrote.  Life's to short to take serious, find humor wherever you can.  Jack

Yeah, Look at us... My wife married me just for the humor! She laughs at me all the time!! Dallas

Yeah, my wife laughs too  lots when im Naked.. 

[Hartley]

Just in case anyone forgot the original subject... I repeat..
And yesterday the Kevlar saved me from what could have been a nasty scrape.. Thanks to Technology Again.



I just got my order of Kevlar Sleeves and gloves.

I bought them because my arms look like I get into knife fights with a blender when I am working in the bus
around all that sharp or not so sharp metal. I think I have found the answer to most of the skin loss or at least
something that will help.

http://www.palmflex.com/storefront/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=55

[Eagle]

Dr Dave we implemented using the Kevlar gloves and sleeves in the Body departments of Ford Motor Company eleven years ago and accidental cuts and scrapes decreased by 73%.  They may be uncomfortable but they work.

I have noticed over time that some people on these boards jump at the chance to correct someone for any thing they can and we have lost a lot of good people because of this.  We are human and we ALL make mistakes so be it.  We can not continue to insult people or we will not have anyone on these boards to get knowlegable information.

Thank you.

[chargePlus]

Someone suggested using the spell check button and posters start saying they are going to leave.  Geez.

Actually, I think he was in the market for something.       

... if thats the case good buy.

Hey, remember this is a very weak attempt at HUMOR.

- John

[captain ron]

You guys need kevlar skin on your whole body, If you guys can't take a joke then maybe you should find a new place to play. The person the statement was directed at didn't seem to have a problem so why would anybody else? Grow up and quit crying.

[Sam 4106]

Hi Captain Ron,
I agree that we could all use kevlar skin to prevent being offended by your humor. Although, I think that your attempts at humor go WAY over some of our heads. Perhaps if you head your post as being humor there would be less complaints.
Your suggestion of using spell check will not help grammatical errors. Since sew and sue, which I think was the intended word, are both correctly spelled words with different meanings I don't think spellcheck would help. Neither would buy or by be corrected if the intended word is bye. Other words would be.
The thing that saddens me about incorrect  language use is the amount of time, effort, and money that goes to educate our population and people still can't communicate well. I know we all have different educations and abilities so maybe that accounts for it.
Please keep posting your humor, we all can use more of that in our lives.
Thanks, Sam 4106

[brojcol]

why can't we just let this carp go???

[captain ron]

why can't we just let this carp go???

Very funny, I used to be dyslexic but I'm K.O. now. If your dyslexic and cross eyed do you see things the right way?

[Len Silva]

Don't make jokes about lysdexic people, it's not nice.

[Dallas]

Speaking of Dyslexic, to hijack this thread even further.....

When my daughter was very young, we had to put 'L' and 'R' on her Tennis shoes.... except we had to put 'L' on the right shoe and 'R' on the left shoe.

You see, not only was she Dyslexic, she was also very Blonde.



She still gets teased.

[cody]

This is why I love this board, we can take a good subject and make it unrecognizeable, I too, believe in the kevlar gloves, they help, my biggest problem is that I didn't use them and got a bandaid on my typing finger and can't see what I'm saying lol.  Anything we can do to make our lives better and more enjoyable is a help to all of us and that includes a little humor now and then, my dad used to say, "life is short, death is long". I enjoy cabinetry and use a lot of different tools, while the kevlar gloves wouldn't help much with a tablesaw or jointer they do make a difference with most of the other tools. And I don't speel very good either lol.

[superpickle]

Superpickle, Since you probably never owned a Super Bee and obviously never won a spelling bee there is a spell check option at the bottom of the page next to the post and preview button

I thought that was to see if my Epolepsi was working OK 


  I know, Im goin to get Hate Mail from people with Epolepsi 

So K, I hab it 2    Temprel Lobe Epilepsi !  had it for 35 years, Got it in Nam after Head Trauma.

[njt5051]

Superpickle, Since you probably never owned a Super Bee and obviously never won a spelling bee there is a spell check option at the bottom of the page next to the post and preview button

Boy I hope you are a better entertainer then a comic...   

[superpickle]

Superpickle, Since you probably never owned a Super Bee and obviously never won a spelling bee there is a spell check option at the bottom of the page next to the post and preview button

Boy I hope you are a better entertainer then a comic...   

( puts thumbs in ears, sticks out tongue and waves fingers }