Call Me Lightning!

[Lostranger]

I realized today—while backing up the requisite eight steps so I could get ready to fix to start to begin to do the one thing I wanted to get done—that I've gotten so good and so fast at this bus conversion thing that I should do it professionally, so that's what I'm gonna do.

I've decided to start with two million dollar Prevost conversions. That seemed like a good, round number and a popular item. Strictly luxury and first class everything including a brand new coach.

Whoever wants to be my first customer, just send me two million bucks by wire transfer or certified check. I'll get back to you just as soon as it's convenient for me to do so. Honest. I really will.

Can't wait to make my first sale. It could lead to big money down the road.

Best to all,

Jim H.

P.S. And of course I can do more than one at a time. Don't worry about booking a production slot. Just send your money. We'll work out the details when I get a chance.

P.P.S. On an unrelated subject, does anyone know if Bora Bora has an extradition treaty?

[eagle19952]

My Ugandan Bank...the one I own is processing a check as we speak, I am having problems with my brother-in-laws sister who is the CFO.The check will be written for $4M Euro. If certainly you would kindly deposit and transmit the balance to my Bahamian account minus the $2M US. I would oblige you $100K Indonesian dollars for your trouble...

[pabusnut]

Jim,

Maybe we should call you "White Lightning" !!!

---And you should now put the jug of it back in the closet!!   

Steve Toomey
PAbusnut