The Audacity of it all

[Oonrahnjay]

What do new wives cost nowadays?
Ros 

     Not that it's a fight I ever had a dog in but I figger it's like a yacht -- if you need to ask, you can't afford it!

[ros]

Thank you for those kind words, Bruce.

I am sorry for your loss, as well.

This old life can certainly be cruel.

Being 74, no gal would want me and the paradoxical thing about it, is that if one did, I wouldn't want her.....

Yes, life is 'funny'/strange; you never know what is around the corner.  I hope around my corner is a good bus.

Ros

Ross sorry for your loss . I lost mine after 25 yrs to leukemia real sudden like . I thought my world ended . Well the good lord has always looked out for me.he gave me the most wonderful bride since ! I will never forget my first but will always be grateful for what he gave me I hope this helps. Oh I guess I'm off topic sorry guys keep the faith Ross life is funny... Keep bussin everyone...

[Dave5Cs]

I have never been married, but am thinking about one of them "mail order brides"  Does anyone know how many stamps it takes to get one of those here?   

Scott nope on the stamps but if you go for it, get a short one they fit better in the Envelops!......

[Oonrahnjay]

     Confucius say "man with happy wife have happy life".  Sometimes yah gotta go out of your way to keep 'em happy -- best time and money you'll ever spend (if you got a good one in the first place).

[Dawgs]

After all these years with some of the ideas I've came up, I really can't complain.  After all she did let me buy a bus!!

[mung]

As my good friend Thom Shepherd wrote; It's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go. 

While this is true, it was worth the price for the upgrade on my trade-in.  I think I will keep the new one though.

[ros]

To which I have to reply, if you don't ask about fuel costs and other associated expenses, it may be likely that that person never accumulated enough money to afford one.

Just me being mouthy again.

Ros

    Not that it's a fight I ever had a dog in but I figger it's like a yacht -- if you need to ask, you can't afford it!

[Oonrahnjay]

To which I have to reply, if you don't ask about fuel costs and other associated expenses, it may be likely that that person never accumulated enough money to afford one.

Just me being mouthy again.

Ros 

     That was my status, even before I stopped being a useful, productive, appreciated citizen and became fodder fuh dem Gummint Death Panels and began living with my snout in the Gummint trough.  Which is why I ain't got (or never had) a dog in that fight.