New SUPER Transmission

[Bob Belter]

Ahoy, BusFolks,

Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business. We were getting ready to tape our first introduction video, as a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend within the trucking industry. This man should have won an academy for his stellar performance. Now remember this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down, this became the biggest talk in the industry, vs our new product which we were introducing. I think you will enjoy this once in a lifetime performance from this gentleman.


Click here: http://home.comcast.net/~steveham21/turbo.mpg

Enjoy /s/ Bob

[kyle4501]

This link worked better for me -

http://peswiki.com/index.php/Humor:Turboencabulator


Good stuff!

[cody]

The scary thing is that it all makes perfect sence lol.

[PCC]

Education is an augmenting science, engineered to advance to excellence the cranial vacuum. To be presented with such ahead of its day inspiration, replete with visual supportive enlightenment, goes beyond the aspirations of this leader of knowledge-starved pre-adults.

Our most gratuitious expressions of appreciation for procuring this fine example of creativity in its most advanced form.

[Len Silva]

Being a macroverbumsciolist myself I have a problem with this compulsive polysyllabricator.

Eschew Obfuscation!

[PCC]

Being a macroverbumsciolist myself I have a problem with this compulsive polysyllabricator.

Eschew Obfuscation!

I concur

[Lin]

Wasn't that written by Lewis Carrol?

       JABBERWOCKY

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
  Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
  The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
  And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
  He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

[PCC]

Lin's poetry quote; How much am I bid?

Start your bids at 750,000,000 - Comes with a free transmission

[wcox]

Stock.....I want to buy some

[gus]

I agree with whatever Len and PCC said!!!