10 Days and Counting

gumpy · February 05, 2009, 04:28:35 AM

Generic Viagra. It takes 10 days to kick in.....

Or is it the that says, "If you experience an erection for more than 10 days, you should contact your physician."

BigDougInOregon · February 05, 2009, 06:55:13 AM

If Dallas is excited enough about going to get the old girl in El Paso that he posted it here, I have to wonder about the level of his sanity. lol.

Busted Knuckle · February 05, 2009, 07:14:20 AM

If you'll notice he done gave the answer! DAYTONA 500! The granddaddy track/race of Nascar and the first race of the season!

BK

busshawg · February 05, 2009, 07:23:17 AM

I'm with Gumpy, he's probably at the doctor's right now!

bubbaqgal · February 05, 2009, 07:29:47 AM

Doug, there is no need to wonder about Dallas' sanity. There is none there to worry about.

WEC4104 · February 05, 2009, 01:19:40 PM

Pitchers and Catchers report to Spring Training

buswarrior · February 06, 2009, 03:05:01 PM

generating higher post numbers?

happy coaching!
buswarrior

Stormcloud · February 06, 2009, 03:34:12 PM

Quote from: cody on February 05, 2009, 03:50:36 AM
laxative is due to arrive?

My guess......laxative due to work....lol

Mark

Stormcloud · February 06, 2009, 03:35:35 PM

Quote from: gumpy on February 05, 2009, 04:28:35 AM
Generic Viagra. It takes 10 days to kick in.....

Or is it the that says, "If you experience an erection for more than 10 days, you should contact your physician."

...and if it last 10 days, I'll be contacting EVERYONE!.

cody · February 06, 2009, 03:38:31 PM

10 days? to heck with calling a doctor, the Guinness Book of Records would be the better call. or a funeral home, nope, on second thought, the funeral home would never be able to remove that smile.

PADoug · February 06, 2009, 08:12:56 PM

>>10 days? to heck with calling a doctor, the Guinness Book of Records would be the better call. or a funeral home, nope, on second thought, the funeral home would never be able to remove that smile.<<

Reminds me of the old joke about the old man sent to the nursing home by his kids because he never slept well, and couldn't care for him. They felt guilty, so they checked in with the nurse..

"Oh, he's fine, very happy! Every night we give him Viagra and chocolate before going to bed, and he always goes to sleep and wakes up with a smile!"

The kids gasped: "Viagra!! Why??"

"Well.." said the nurse, "The chocolate makes him think we really care about him, and he sleeps peacefully through the night. And we do care. The Viagra keeps him from rolling over on his stomach and suffocating himself."

Dallas · February 07, 2009, 11:34:51 AM

Now There are 7 days left.

Here's a hint... It's actually Phil's fault.

Dallas

cody · February 07, 2009, 11:49:43 AM

Be still my heart, tell me it's not true!!!!!! phil has found a beano thingy for the chat room? to heck with the smileys we got a beano thingy?

HB of CJ · February 07, 2009, 12:46:33 PM

Your Birthday? HER Birthday? The Bus Conversions Birthday? Anyones Birthday? HB of CJ

silly, specious post

JimC · February 07, 2009, 12:50:13 PM

its not his birthday, his birthday is tomorrow the 8th.
Jim