Religous Nuts

[larryc]

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled,
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve we heard screeching, tires, a loud scream and a big
splash...

Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks,
"Do ya,tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"

[Melbo]

Brevity is  the soul of wit

melbo