"Delaware Rally, 2008" Poem

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"Delaware Rally, 2008"

The time has come, to make definite plans

To travel to Delaware so pull your toad or van.

Come as early as possible, to this fun bus rally,

You won't want it to end or ever see the finale.



I stand behind what I said many times before,

You'll never have more fun, you'll wish you lived next door

The gang up North sure knows how to fatten you up,

When you head home, there will be more weight on your butt.



If you arrive days early, like I try to explain

Sight seeing is worth it, you'll probably expand your brain.

Washington DC is really close by,

These sights you'll remember till the day you die.



Bruce Knee has no problem with you coming in early,

He'll make you feel welcome with a teeth white and pearly.

You'll not have to be afraid, to let your hair down to party,

Cause when you go to the Delaware rally, you'll eat & drink hearty.



Going to Bruce Knee's rally is truly worth the rally fee

You'll eat & drink more than your belly can see.

Allow a day after the rally is done to head out for home

You'll be so tired out from partying & laughing to head out and roam.



Don't let George Bush spoil your trip, with the high cost fuel

He's almost out of office now and no longer can we be fooled.

Even if you go once to the rally in ole Delaware,

We've have never had more fun, this I promise and swear.



You'll meet Bill & Roberta, Ed & Sue,

You'll also love meeting Mike & Kathy too,

These couples will make you feel welcome to arrive,

One night you'll go to Bill & Roberta's restaurant, for music that is live.



I hope Nick and Michelle will be there this year too,

With Dana and Daniel, who loves to Karaoke with you.

There is too many there mention you'll enjoy meeting again,

If you never come to Bruce's before, try to make it if you can.



When you get up there you'll also meet Captain Ron

First meeting him you'll look at him hard and long.

He's big and burly, sort of a tough looking biker kind,

You'll never find better even if you were blind.



So many times I have wished we really lived closer by,

To the Delaware Gang, I have tried to tell you all why.

So send in your reservations, so the gang can make plans

For your arrival on July11th to 13th, then leave it all in their hands.



Drive careful and don't speed, leave time to get there

Leave your problems at home, bring your favorite lawn chair.

Don't wish like last year, when you didn't come then,

Make them reservations now, all children, ladies and men.





Gary & Linda