OT (That's Off Topic) Fun Waste of Time

[Slow Rider]

Here ya go.....enjoy




http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html


Frank

[Kristinsgrandpa]

More OT.

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1. All the DNA is the same.

2. There are no dental records.


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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long

it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"

The agent replies, "Just a minute..."

"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.


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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."


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The investigation of Martha Stewart continues. Her recipe for chicken
casserole is quite efficient. First you boil the chicken in water. And
then you dump the stock.

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New Sex Study...

It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married

couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife

rolls over and plays dead.


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This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing
the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of
him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?"

The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start
by buying me a drink."


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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."


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A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is

feeling. "I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor

used in surgery," he answered. "What did he say," asked the nurse.

"OOPS!"


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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display
of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds
since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my
husband's advice.

"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."


Ed

[HB of CJ]

AUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!  Frank...I tried that red square, blue square, 4 walls test thingy.  Completely failed every time!  Best was like 3.5 seconds, then I would hit a wall.  18 seconds?  You got to be kidding!!!  I hate total failure!!! 

[Slow Rider]

Oh that is right, I forgot to post my best time.....  6.5 seconds  LOL I will never be a jet pilot

Frank

[FloridaCliff]

Frank,

That was fun....

20.375 was my best , but after a slew of 0.375 to 1.550's's  Ha!

Caught the border more than the blue squares.

Cliff

[HB of CJ]

Now 8 seconds.  Still trying to improve.  It is difficult.  I try to obey!  AUUGHHHH!  (sucide by phaser) 

[HB of CJ]

Now 12 seconds.  I think I am figuring it out.  Just study the blue ones and hang out in one corner, then another corner.  See what you have started?  He he he...more red wine!!! 

[kysteve]

       26 seconds but, those darn boxes really start moving fast....lol.....