Short Cut? NOT.... SOLVED!

[JohnEd]

Charlie,

You get the prize for "Gods voice" entry.

Thanks for the laugh,

John

[Busted Knuckle]

Charlie,

You get the prize for "Gods voice" entry.

Thanks for the laugh,

John

Which one do you use though? Morgan Freedman or George Burns? LOL!

[NewbeeMC9]

Since u can't beat stupid, just put on steps with a slide on the otherside




or tie a string from front of toad to back of bus  about 2 feet above towbar.  pulling it blows toad horn.  hang sign on it that says "Idiot Handle"     or "Caution! Desexing Hazard"

you might stop the lazy Dummies and maybe slow the more industrious ones.


You could also put a mirror up and they will think there going the wrong way



MAybe "towbar jumping" could be a contest at the next rally

[wvanative]

Get an infrared sensor and speaker system that says

"ah,ah,ah, Now I know what you are thinking, is it a three ton, or a four ton bus, and quit honestly in all the excitement of the conversion I've lost track of the tonage myself. Now you have to make a decision, You are looking at the biggest bus ever made and if you fall it could run clean over you and squish you flat,  So you have to ask yourself, do I fell lucky today. Well Punk Do You?  

WVaNative

[Ednj]

Nick,
You should just glue a sex toy in the center of the tow bar .
I bet no one would step over that and if they do you already have the camera there lol.

[Nick Badame Refrig/ACC]

Nick,
You should just glue a sex toy in the center of the tow bar .
I bet no one would step over that and if they do you already have the camera there lol.

ED,
I will NOT lay on the tow bar.........   
Nick-

[Nick Badame Refrig/ACC]

I just found some good signs for the bungie cord...

Nick-

[mc8 tin tent]

Nick
How about the bright colored noodles you use around the swimming pool bent into a upside down  u  ,A little bigger in diameter ,an a little harder to miss.(also if they fall on it maybe they wont get hurt)  they can live another day to fall under some-one else's  wheels.
   Dwayne

[Jerry Liebler]

Would a pair of Tasers triggered by motion detectors work?
Regards
Jerry 4107 1120

[Tony LEE]

Move to Australia -- only 20 million people here so lots less stupid people.

[superpickle]

A Radar guided Laser !

Just put a lil fence on the tongue so its not so low, they will go around..

[Chaz]

I like it Nick. But the lawsuit thing IS real! It's like if you shovel snow off your sidewalk and someone falls, it's your fault for not doing a better job. If you don't touch it, it's not your fault. Absolutely ignorant.
  This has been a fun thread, and I really like allot of these ideas!! But, isn't it really sad.

  My favorite saying:
      "Studid people shouldn't breed."

    Chaz

[Gary '79 5C]

Nick,

I had to wait till now, to simply ask two questions:

1.  Just how bad did YOU hit your shin on the towbar ?

2.  Just why did you "throw" that imaginary old lady under da bus ?

Take care, & Don't send pics of your shins.......

Gary