OT: The lawnmower
 

OT: The lawnmower

Started by bubbaqgal, June 08, 2007, 05:51:55 PM

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bubbaqgal

Subject: The Lawn Mower!


> When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me
> that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else
to
> take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always
something
> more important to me.
>
> Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
> home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping
away
> with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time
> and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I
came
> out again I handed her a toothbrush.
> I said, "When you finish cutting the grass,  you might as well sweep
the
> driveway."
>
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
>
> Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is
> always right, and the other is the husband.
Faith is not believing that God can, It's knowing that God will.

Nick Badame Refrig/ACC

Hay Cat,

It sounds like you are talking about Dallas.......Naaaaaaaaa!

Nick-
Whatever it takes!-GITIT DONE! 
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bubbaqgal

Me??  Talk about Dallas?  You know not!!   LOL
Faith is not believing that God can, It's knowing that God will.