OK, my friend running for President

[DrivingMissLazy]

Well, I veiw myself as a moderate, independent with a strong libertarian streak.

I can't be bought off because after 12 years of Catholic school, I'd always be too guilty to enjoy the money and besides the nuns would get me.

I will listen to the people and only do what I believe is best for the country and not special interest groups because I am not a politician and have no illusions of any further political career after this run for President regardless of what happens.

I am doing this because I believe that both major political parties are so hopelessly corrupt that they will never do what is right for this country except by accident.

If everyone who feels the same way as I do got together we could easily throw all the politicians out of Washington, DC and start over fresh.

And this might be the way to start:

The Bird Feeder

I bought a bird feeder.

I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop.  It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere.

Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.  I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen.

Then the illegals  came by the tens of thousands.

Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor.

Your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box.

I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

[Dreamscape]

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE! TAKE DOWN THE BIRD FEEDER AND BECOME LEGAL, PAY TAXES ETC., ETC., ETC..

This is an English speaking country, I hate it when there are people that want to make another language as a second language. If you don't like it, get out and go back where you came from.
Press one for English
Press two for Spanish, YUK!!

I bet those in Mexico would not want English as their second language! It is a Spanish speaking country, and it should be, after all the Spaniards settled their first not here.

Paul