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[Zephod]

A shotgun and a mate with a pig farm

[B_K]

Rock salt in a shot gun shell does wonders of educating while not killing! (but they will wish they were dead until they get it all out!

Also you should leave a note. "Hey ASSHOLE since you stole my vacuum cleaner how about using it to clean up yer mess next time!"
  BK 

[niles500]

My note would read:

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR F***ED"

[sixtyseven]

Have you considered a 4 stage intruder deterrent ( AKA German Shepard or Doberman ) ? 
Stage 1...Sounds audible alarm when intruder approaches property. 
Stage 2...Discourages intruder with fear factor.
Stage 3...If intruder is still stupid enough to jump fence, removes pieces of clothing and flesh.
Stage 4...If intruder manages to get away, makes sure DNA is left at the scene.

Make sure you reward your 4 stage with a pat on the head, a dog Biscuit, and some good degreasing mouthwash to get the bad taste out of his mouth

[dtcerrato]

We keep rubber bullets in our shot gun as a bear deterrent, also have bear maze. In either case it would be a bad (bear!) day... We were fortunate to have met only good people on our 12,000 mile road trip... Sorry to hear of your misfortune. Twice in a row would make me extra vigilant.

[peterbylt]

I want to thank everyone for all great ideas.

I replaced the driver's side window with one of the spare windows, Today I replaced the door window with ¼ inch Polycarbonate, I did not see any reason to remove the protective covering until I am ready to drive it.

The place where I bought the Polycarbonate brought me into the shop and beat a piece with a brick and it showed no signs of breaking, so the thieves will have to find a new way in.

We have also installed a motion detector and I have a security camera on the way.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FSGGP04/ref=psdc_14241331_t2_B01AFVBOKS

The camera will email you a picture if it detects any motion.
And trust me, if we catch them in the act, they won't be breaking into any more buses.



Peter

[ArtGill]

You may want to take the paper off the polycarbonate because the sun will dry out the glue and make the paper very hard to get off.

[bigred]

Nothing at all funny about this ,but a Rottweiler is a danged good deterant  I could stand cleaning up dog poo if he would reach out and touch the turd that was stealing from me. Heard a story once about a burgler that broke into some ones house.He was filling his sack with the home owners belongings when he heard "AWWWWK! Jesus is watching you " . The perpetrator shined his light toward the sound and spied a very large parrot .Well ,I be danged ,says the crook ,A parrot !! What is your name Parrot. The parrot replies AWWWWWK !! My name Is Moses!! What Idiot would ever name a parrot Moses ,asks the crook?? The bird replied,"that same idiot that named the Rottweiler JESUS"!!!!!!