I need a good laugh

harleyman_1000 · August 06, 2016, 09:49:09 AM

Ok well I'm going out to work on the bus, but before I did I thought I would ask a question, so I will have something to laugh about when I come back in for a break. What kind of antifreeze should I use in my bus

Geoff · August 06, 2016, 10:03:15 AM

People get all worked up over antifreeze,. Go to Walmart and get the cheapest full strength green stuff and 6;8 gallons of distilled water. Mix 50/50.

CrabbyMilton · August 06, 2016, 10:04:12 AM

Two old men are out in a rowboat fishing. There are some people water skiing at the other end of the lake. One old man says to the other..."I would like to try that once just to do something a little bit different sometime." His friend told him..."You'll have to count me out on that one. There's no way I can row the boat that fast."

chessie4905 · August 06, 2016, 04:45:56 PM

Eagles make the best conversions.

DoubleEagle · August 06, 2016, 06:49:17 PM

Quote from: chessie4905 on August 06, 2016, 04:45:56 PM
Eagles make the best conversions.

You forgot to add the smiley face!

harleyman_1000 · August 06, 2016, 08:34:25 PM

Yes, but if you add rust eater to a Eagle, the only thing you will have left is the tires

luvrbus · August 07, 2016, 03:45:44 AM

Quote from: harleyman_1000 on August 06, 2016, 08:34:25 PM
Yes, but if you add rust eater to a Eagle, the only thing you will have left is the tires

Still would be the best looking bus on the road and they are the easiest to convert

DoubleEagle · August 07, 2016, 08:25:26 AM

Quote from: luvrbus on August 07, 2016, 03:45:44 AM

Still would be the best looking bus on the road and they are the easiest to convert

Amen.

chessie4905 · August 07, 2016, 12:22:03 PM

You forgot to add the smiley face too.
Stop it! My ribs are hurting from laughing so hard.

DoubleEagle · August 07, 2016, 12:36:12 PM

Quote from: chessie4905 on August 07, 2016, 12:22:03 PM
You forgot to add the smiley face too.
Stop it! My ribs are hurting from laughing so hard.

Oh no, no smiley face, Eagles are sacred, and Cliff's comments deserve Sainthood, therefore, Amen without any need for emoticons.

Lin · August 07, 2016, 12:50:23 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OObV5DTf3Uc

chessie4905 · August 07, 2016, 05:37:59 PM

It's getting deep.

kyle4501 · August 07, 2016, 06:20:48 PM

3 guys are sitting on a Caribbean island talking about how they were able to afford early retirement.

The first one said that the downturn in the economy had hit his hardware store in Chicago very hard & it was barely breaking even when the fire totally consumed it and his warehouse. He said that as soon as he saw the insurance check, he decided to retire instead of rebuilding.

The second one said the economic downturn had had the same result on his jewelry store in New Jersey. When his store was robbed, he chose to retire with the insurance check.

The third said that his Texas Gulf coast hotel was also suffering from the downturn. After a big hurricane ruined it all, he simply cashed the insurance check & move to the island.

After a few minutes, the first two asked with amazement -

"How did you start a hurricane?"

Geoff · August 07, 2016, 07:44:21 PM

Dumb.

Maybe Scott would have got on his antifreeze joke-- but I doubt it.

CrabbyMilton · August 08, 2016, 03:47:26 AM

There are so many different methods to make antifreeze.
The easiest way is to turn off her furnace in the middle of winter.