OT: Another Brain Teaser

[captain ron]

A man turns off a light, goes to bed, wakes up in the morning, reads the news paper head line and kills himself.
What was his job? It's all relative.

[Busted Knuckle]

? uh I dunno! BK 

[kyle4501]

light house keeper ? ? ?

[captain ron]

You win 

[Ncbob]

Somehow, I would have expected the correct answer to come from Kyle.  I only have one question for him:

If you're so gol danged smart, guy...why aren't you rich?  Probably a question your wife has asked for years!

NCbob

[Kristinsgrandpa]

Not a brain teaser, but:


As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?". The pilot's reply, "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)



Ed

[kyle4501]

Somehow, I would have expected the correct answer to come from Kyle. I only have one question for him:

If you're so gol danged smart, guy...why aren't you rich? Probably a question your wife has asked for years!

NCbob

Hey Bob, Even a blind squirel finds a nut occasionally.

I may not have $$$, but I have something better that $$$ can't buy & that is friends like you & all the others in this busnut community.

I sure do sleep well with that knowledge.


PS the question I hear most often from Nancy is WHY oh why?