Cheating on my wife (Need Help!)

[Van]

I couldn't believe it.She was the most beautiful vision I had ever laid my eyes upon.I admit that, at 51, I had neither seen nor, for that matter,had such perfection.In fact,she was my first,and just that: mine.I knew then that no other could fulfill the profuse passion I felt for her at that moment.
Man, if you could've seen her or touched her the way I knew she wanted it, you too would remember her till the Lord called on you himself.
Her body was flawless. Every curve, every intimate detail was beyond utterance or vivid description. Just the thought of running my fingers over her well-endowed figure made me shiver almost orgasmically. I had always been attracted to redheads, but the way the sun glistened off the deep red of this vision was almost blinding. I knew if for some repugnant reason I couldn't have her in my life, I just couldn't go on living.She was my first true love(after God,Family,Harley), I just had to spend the rest of my life with only her.
I was afraid to go near her, for just the thought of rejection ripped through me like a thousand knives. It seemed like hours before I finally worked up enough courage to go inside, introduce myself, and prove my worthiness for her. I loved her, and I wanted her, and everyone else to know it, no matter how insane it must have seemed. After weeks of turmoil we were at last one, I swore my deepest loyalty and devotion to her and no other for as long as we lived together.
I know our special love will last an eternity. The love we make is indescribable and only I can understand the deepness. Yep, I'll drive her till I drop, or till someone drops us.
I can only thank God for a dream such as my ole silver eagle.

No marriages were harmed in the making of this strange relationship. 

[Nick Badame Refrig/ACC]

Hi Van,

Ummm, should I moderate this??  ??

How bout we just call it Van's Erotic Bus!

Your a good story teller..
Nick-

[cody]

I felt the same way as I ran her thru the planer.

[luvrbus]

That is what the desert heat does to you Nick, back to AC   Van     


good luck

[junkman42]

Cody, was that notty pine?  You keep starting these things,LOL.  John

[Dreamscape]

If his Eagle is still at Clifford's place, he's probably having withdrawals!

[cody]

That would be my guess, separation anxiety.

[Chopper Scott]

I went with a bleached blonde!  However she has some streaks through her that change colors in the sunlight. That and she came with an enhanced front end that really set her off! I also felt that "Love at first sight" when I saw her. I knew that she had her flaws and at first she really made my life rough but as time has passed we have become more adjusted to each other. I have to admit that all the attention I have given her not to mention all the $$$ I have spent lavishing her with gifts has altered her attitude somewhat. I think we are in it for the long haul and it helps that my wife likes her too!  That and they all seem to get along with my bikes. It's a good life! Later

[Van]

Naw! you got it all wrong,I'm good.Nick ,thanks,you should know that I wouldn't intentionally cross the line ,I do get close some times I suppose LOL. . Paul ,cody ,I do miss her deeply,but just like when I was over in the sand box overseas ,You always had that special photo of your honey to keep ya going.this is that special one of thunder Struck in a very exposed & provocative position (don't say I didn't warn you)
http://s457.photobucket.com/albums/qq292/cwvanhagen/?action=view&current=DSC01469.jpg

[Chopper Scott]

That's calender material for sure. Do you have more pics Van? I'm thinking someone like Cody printed it off and headed for the shower!!!

[buswarrior]

New column in the magazine?

happy coaching!
buswarrior

[Tenor]

Cody, was that notty pine?

Nope- it was Naughty pine! 

Glenn

[Len Silva]

Van,
That would make a great nude centerfold for the magazine.

[Dreamscape]

That's another reason for his post, he's been looking at the BCM Centerfold too much!

Boy's will be Boy's!

[gumpy]

I put mine through some serious cosmetic surgery. It's an addiction!