Joke of the week #2

[Nick Badame Refrig/ACC]

Wrong Email

An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband was on a business trip and was planning to meet her there the next day.

When she reached her hotel, she decided to send her husband a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which she had written his email address, she did her best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, she missed one letter and her note was directed instead to an elderly widow, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST HONEY: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.


Attest:

Nick Badame

[NCbob]

oooohhh Nick......baaaadddd.  But I did chuckle! 

NCbob

[Nick Badame Refrig/ACC]

NCBOB,

Not Bad, Just funny!

[FloridaCliff]

Nick,

Thats a new classic!

Very funny.

Cliff

[Ednj]

We are not old, we are just experienced!!

>>> >

>>> >A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for


>>> >his chicken coop.

>>> >The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old

>>> >rooster, time for you to retire."

>>> >The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of


>>> >these chickens.

>>> >Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old

>>> >hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You
are

>>> >washed up and I am taking over.

>>> >" The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race


>>> >you around the farmhouse.

>>> >Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken

>>> >coop."

>>> >The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old


>>> >man.

>>> >So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

>>> >The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the
young

>>> >rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of


>>> >the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

>>> >He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

>>> >The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front

>>> >porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun

>>> >and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.

>>> >

>>> >The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay

>>> >rooster I bought this month."

>>> >

>>> >Moral of this story? ...

>>> >

>>> >Don't mess with the SENIORS - age, skill, and treachery will
always

>>> >overcome youth and arrogance!