TO DUMP OR NOT TO DUMP THAT IS THE QUESTION

[Scott & Heather]

Dan, I cracked up just reading your posts about you cracking up lol! BK, you guys seriously call them road apples? I've never heard that one before but I laughed. I absolutely cannot read this thread at night when my wife is sleeping cause I'll wake her up when I laugh hahah!   I could tell stories of my first time lifting the blade valve of my 100 gallon black tank and not realizing I should put a brick on the 90° elbow going into the sewer pipe!!!!!


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[boxcarOkie]

Ahhhhhhh, the old poop string, never in my wildest dreams did I think this would go as far as it has.  Kind of like Hillary and Donald, no wait, that would be politics and we don’t want to find ourselves talking nasty here.  If this is not “the” definitive answer to man’s problems, I don’t know if there is one. 

Really liked the DEF comment, that was a hoot.

 
In the late seventies, the railroad bought brand spanking new locomotives from EMD and they had electric toilets in them.  Located down in the nose it did not take us long to figure out it was best to NOT use this marvel of technology and wait for a depot or some other suitable place.

We need to focus our energies on some other subject boys and girls.  Let us think about the last trip down to the Carri-bean and how idyllic it was, the white sand, the long walks on the beach, the bride in all her new found mature beauty.
 
Yeah, that is the ticket, warm water and cold drinks under a thatched hut.  Then she looked at me and said, “Did you leave anything turned on at home?” and the mood kinda went away.

Looking out at that great expanse of blue water, shimmering and dancing under the mid day sun, then it came to me:  “I remembered that cruise ships dump more than 1 billion gallons of sewage in the the ocean each year.  A cruise ship with 3,000 passengers and crew will produce enough sewage to fill 10 backyard swimming pools a week.”

Kind of gives you a warm fuzzy and makes you all tingly inside doesn’t it?

Next time we can talk about the looks my dog gives me as I follow her around with a little shovel and a plastic bag.  How she looks at me when I scoop it up, still warm and fragrant, and I put it in the sack.  Let us take it one step farther, what if aliens did come to earth, and they observed us doing this practice, would they still wish to invade our planet?

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Well, have to go, I am looking for a new toad to pull behind my bus.  I went on the Internet and typed in “Hummer” and you would not believe what came up!

Watch those Right-Handers

BCO

[CrabbyMilton]

Boxcar, I hope you take this as a compliment but many of your posts remind me of the late Andy Rooney. Abstract observations are often a favorite of mine and most are funny.
Your quip about overlooking your favorite landscape and suddenly wonder if the house burned down because you may have left a light on reminded me of my late Grandma and she went a step further worrying if their friends were waiting for their call for their Saturday night card session since this was in the 1970's-80's and no mainstream cell phones back then.
As for the dump subject, hey we all gotta go sometime...right?
Well, all of this talk is causing me to become pooped out now.

[bigred]

All of us (well most all of us ) are all to familiar with the doggy poo bags .Maybe the answer to this whole thing is over sized poo bags!!!

[boxcarOkie]

Boxcar, I hope you take this as a compliment but many of your posts remind me of the late Andy Rooney. Abstract observations are often a favorite of mine and most are funny.

You ever see that ventriloquist (try spelling that sucker will ya?!) Jeff something, he has the dummy Walter.  That would be more like me, I am a cynic by nature, my outlook on life is sometimes a little harsh and cranky. 

Over the years been compared to a lot of people.  Your observation is welcomed and believe me, "very mellow" compared to some I have had here.

BCO

[Jim Eh.]

If you were "Walter", poo wouldn't be an issue considering Jeff Dunham's hand placement.