There's a bay car in here somewhere

[Jeremy]

One that's small enough for all of us to carry; just needs some seats and stuff...

https://www.facebook.com/truckfail/videos/969325813085706/

Jeremy

[Iceni John]

Nah, that's WAY too big.   If you want a small car, there's really only one sensible choice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJfSS0ZXYdo
Now if you could make a cabriolet open-top version of it, you could fit it under the bed, or in the closet, or pretty much anywhere.   Yeah!

John