ONE GOOD TRIP --- DREAM ON

boxcarOkie · February 27, 2011, 01:18:02 PM

Quote from: qayqayt on February 27, 2011, 11:15:08 AM
OMG my side hurts and I have tears in my eyes. This is the funniest string I've read in years!! The photos are classic.

I can SO relate to that silent prayer... "Please let us get through one trip where I can just hop in the bus and drive it again and my "to do" bus list hasn't doubled."

I have lied about my fuel mileage so often I don't even feel guilty anymore.

Byan
Vancouver BC

We are happy that you find it amusing, and also informative, well, maybe interesting, okay, time consuming. Our big horse, fuel guzzling, turbo-cranked Detroit is now doing 11mpg! (5 in town and 6 on the road)

BCO

Quote from: van on February 27, 2011, 11:26:20 AM
Maybe we need to start a separate thread for the DIRTY pictures

Now you said "No one will ever see these Boxcar, I promise!"

YOU are one funny person Van Hagan ... Your wife however, is better looking.

BCO

happycamperbrat · February 27, 2011, 01:20:49 PM

nothing like a bunch of dirty old men!

boxcarOkie · February 27, 2011, 01:23:28 PM

Quote from: happycamperbrat on February 27, 2011, 01:20:49 PM
nothing like a bunch of dirty old men!

My wife tells me all the time that I have a pornographic mind, and it has to be true, I mean jeeze, I remember every dirty picture I ever saw. Now listen people, we have to STOP THIS! My stomach is hurting and I believe I may have hurt myself. B'sides, the string is getting to technical for me.

BCO

GP · February 28, 2011, 01:42:00 PM

boxcarOkie you are one fine piece of work!
How about puttin' is in a stand up routine, I think you could clean up.
I pi** my pants laughing.
George

Len Silva · February 28, 2011, 02:17:58 PM

Everybody here talks about bus porn and I don't know what that is, I can't even imagine what it might be.

I have seen truck porn, though

boxcarOkie · February 28, 2011, 04:17:28 PM

Quote from: GP on February 28, 2011, 01:42:00 PM
boxcarOkie you are one fine piece of work!
How about puttin' is in a stand up routine, I think you could clean up.
I pi** my pants laughing.
George

Been there ... Done that ... Really did not make the wife happy. We were at a comedy club, sitting in the first row, and I had checked my watch a couple of times, and this comic says to me ... "Are you taking medications?" and I said "No."

Then he pops off with "Then why do you keep checking your watch?"

So I replied, "I was wondering what time you were going to get funny, we cannot stay here all night."

So he said, "If you think you can do any better, then get on up here."

So I stood up, and she said "Honey No." and that is when the trouble started.

I did about 25 minutes or so and later on the owner of the club offered me a spot on Tuesdays!

Thank you for chiming in on this impotent subject.

BCO

boxcarOkie · February 28, 2011, 04:18:07 PM

Quote from: Len Silva on February 28, 2011, 02:17:58 PM
Everybody here talks about bus porn and I don't know what that is, I can't even imagine what it might be.

I have seen truck porn, though

Beats me?

BCO

Van · February 28, 2011, 04:28:21 PM

Nah! That's truck porn!

This is bus porn!!

boxcarOkie · February 28, 2011, 04:40:10 PM

Was that shot taken at Cliffords?

BCO

Van · February 28, 2011, 04:46:57 PM

Mmm,hmm!

Chopper Scott · February 28, 2011, 07:00:15 PM

I think that's jumpsuitmans' bus getting hauled to the guy he bought it from.....

That was mean wasn't it. Lord forgive me for that!