AMAZING HOME REMEDIES - OT

[brojcol]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling
water down your throat. PRESTO! The blockage will instantly remove
itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[HB of CJ]

I got caught once using #3 soossss I know from personnal experience.  Women have absolutely zero sense of humor about such things.  Dunno why. 

[pipes]

"3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink."

My Ex Wife was a poor house keeper And not very sanitary.



Every time I wanted to take a leak, the sink was full of dishes

[Kristinsgrandpa]

My ex-wife was a good housekeeper, when we got a divorce she kept the house.

Ed