Do not bring "tamed" wild animals into Ontario Canada.It is illegal to have in your possesion
a wild animal even if it has been tamed!! A few years ago, a friend of mine was moving
from Manitoba, it was the last trip and he and his wife had their pet skunk with them.
They pulled in for gas, and the attendant saw the skunk."Hey Buddy, I can see by your
plates you're from Manitoba, but in Ontario, it's illegal to possess a wild animal." Just as they
were talking, a Royal Canadian Mounted Police car pulled in for Gas.My friend said to his wife,
"Quick, hide the skunk!!" She said "Where will I put it?" He replied "Put it under your dress."
She said to him "What about the smell?" He replied to her, "Just hold it's nose."
ok, ok, maybe it's not illegal but............
that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaddd!
Quote from: Clarke Echols on June 17, 2006, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: Busted Knuckle on June 17, 2006, 07:32:55 AM
that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaddd!
It's called a "sheep joke".
Clarke,
Ewe called it,
but it's Dogfoots tail!
And after that,
I may have to go on the lamb!
Dallas
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Clarke,
Ewe called it,
but it's Dogfoots tail!
And after that,
I may have to go on the lamb!
Dallas
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Careful there Dallas someone could end up calling Ewe, Daaaaadddy! If you go on the lamb!
BK
I have to say I feel a little" sheepish", but I just know you got a chuckle. Dogfoot
Who's Yo' Daddy?
LOL
poor me, it's hard to think of more puns at this time of the day.
But, I'll get back to you, LOL!
Dallas
Quote from: Busted Knuckle on June 17, 2006, 08:04:13 AM
Quote
Clarke,
Ewe called it,
but it's Dogfoots tail!
And after that,
I may have to go on the lamb!
Dallas
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Careful there Dallas someone could end up calling Ewe, Daaaaadddy! If you go on the lamb!
BK