A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
'I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath
so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'
Ho ho ho, he he he...good one there...it got me to laugh, you see. :) :) :)
A blond was setting at work, crying...
Her boss asked, "what's wrong".
She replied," I've had terrible news..........sob......My mother died"....
The boss said, "why don't you take the rest of the day off and relax".
The blonde said, "I'd rather stay at work, it keeps my mind busy".
The boss returns later and she is crying even harder, " What's wrong"
The blonde says, "I have had more terrible news............My sister called........
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................. her mother died too......