Working for the Collier County Health Department my wife is privy to lots of helpful information, I thought this would be useful to the board members.
Wine vs. Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s*#t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
Dave Siegel
Dave,
Finally I have some documented proof.
I have a staff meeting this morning that I will bring this topic up.
Hmmmmm, The stats on productivity are strangely missing, let me think this one over.... ;D
Cliff
Ahh Yes" when no other taste will do, "The Earthy Taste of Shatt's Bottle Water"
and don't forget our high energy snacks "Golden nuggets" when you are in a hurry just poop (oops), I meant pop them in your mouth for a sudden burst of high octane power.
You Don't think its a government plan to kill off as many of us as possible before we retire do you?
Thanks Dave very interesting info
WVaNative
Now I know why I'm not full of s*^#!
I knew there were some redeeming qualities in the wine I drink!
Paul
So whats that say about the people that drink wine, beer, etc, and are still full of Sh*t?
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How did I MISS this post? The mind boggles....at least my feeble mind. After my heart attack, my doctor recommended an 8 oz glass of wine before bedtime as it is supposed to be good for my heart. Well....,(he he he!!) I now take 40 naps a day!!!! He he....ho ho!!! Can I have more now? :) :) :)