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Title: OT: Another Brain Teaser
Post by: captain ron on January 12, 2007, 07:58:55 PM
A man turns off a light, goes to bed, wakes up in the morning, reads the news paper head line and kills himself.
What was his job? It's all relative.
Title: Re: OT: Another Brain Teaser
Post by: Busted Knuckle on January 12, 2007, 08:08:55 PM
???????????????????????????? uh I dunno! BK  ;D
Title: Re: OT: Another Brain Teaser
Post by: kyle4501 on January 12, 2007, 08:35:26 PM
light house keeper ? ? ?
Title: Re: OT: Another Brain Teaser
Post by: captain ron on January 12, 2007, 09:20:09 PM
You win  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: OT: Another Brain Teaser
Post by: Ncbob on January 13, 2007, 01:16:30 PM
Somehow, I would have expected the correct answer to come from Kyle.  I only have one question for him:

If you're so gol danged smart, guy...why aren't you rich?  Probably a question your wife has asked for years! :D

NCbob
Title: Re: OT: Another Brain Teaser
Post by: Kristinsgrandpa on January 13, 2007, 04:15:01 PM
Not a brain teaser, but:


As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?". The pilot's reply, "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)



Ed
Title: Re: OT: Another Brain Teaser
Post by: kyle4501 on January 13, 2007, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: NCbob on January 13, 2007, 01:16:30 PM
Somehow, I would have expected the correct answer to come from Kyle. I only have one question for him:

If you're so gol danged smart, guy...why aren't you rich? Probably a question your wife has asked for years! :D

NCbob

Hey Bob, Even a blind squirel finds a nut occasionally.

I may not have $$$, but I have something better that $$$ can't buy & that is friends like you & all the others in this busnut community.

I sure do sleep well with that knowledge.


PS the question I hear most often from Nancy is WHY oh why?  ;D