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Title: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Darkspeed on October 12, 2015, 10:59:54 AM
Those single bus dwellers need to know that they live on a Tour Bus...

After much experimenting chatting up the ladies....

I live in a bus..... So you are homeless?  :-\

I live in an RV..... With your Grand Parents?  :-\

I live on a Tour Bus... Cool I want to see it! Can we go somewhere?  8)

How one of you pulled off "Hey baby I live on a Prison Bus..." I will never know...  ;D Scott...
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: pabusnut on October 12, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
I am not single--happily married for 30 yrs to a wife who "tolerates" my bus addiction.

When people find out I have a converted bus---they assume school bus!

I tell them no--Think converted Greyhound -- Tour bus

"I am with the Electric Mayhem, and we are on the slowest ever nationwide tour!"

I let them figure it out on their own ;D ;D ;)

Steve Toomey
PAbusnut
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Oonrahnjay on October 12, 2015, 12:56:38 PM
       Using a bus to chat up the ladies is like riding a bicycle to impress tree bark.
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Darkspeed on October 12, 2015, 01:36:58 PM
Quote from: Oonrahnjay on October 12, 2015, 12:56:38 PM
       Using a bus to chat up the ladies is like riding a bicycle to impress tree bark.

After much experimenting = it was for science
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Oonrahnjay on October 12, 2015, 02:16:28 PM
Quote from: Darkspeed on October 12, 2015, 01:36:58 PMAfter much experimenting = it was for science 

    Oh, well, that's different then!  :)
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Tnghost on October 12, 2015, 03:54:07 PM
Yuns are forgetting size matters ;D
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Charles in SC on October 12, 2015, 04:09:35 PM
When I was single I found that my bus needed to be brought into a relationship very slowly, once there it was fine. I find that a bus is more of an old geezer magnet than a babe magnet.
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Scott & Heather on October 12, 2015, 06:40:17 PM
Haha. This thread cracks me up. First, times be a changin. More and more of my peers (20's and 30's) are really interested in the "tiny house" movement and lifestyle. Buses actually fit into that category. So once our peers come into our bus and see it, they are super stoked and envious. We always seem to have people (friends and family) staying with us in the coach. So we have a comfy pull out memory foam couch sleeper for that purpose. Our bus never was actually a prison bus, but it got that nickname from the guys here on the forum after seeing it didn't have windows. That has since been remedied, but old habits die hard :) My wife, LOVES (all caps on purpose) living in a bus. I can't convince her to ever have a real house. Weird but true. She loves this lifestyle. Like a lot.
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: thejumpsuitman on October 12, 2015, 07:39:08 PM
Quote from: Oonrahnjay on October 12, 2015, 12:56:38 PM
       Using a bus to chat up the ladies is like riding a bicycle to impress tree bark.

Now that made me laugh.   ;D
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: scanzel on October 13, 2015, 03:20:30 AM
Women are strange, my wife of 43 years hated it when I was into Corvettes, old cars, military vehicles but for some reason loves the bus even though we are not completed yet. Now she is asking me if I could live in it full time. When I come home from work now she is waiting at the table with cheese and snacks and my bourbon waiting for Happy Hour to start.
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: joel_newton on October 13, 2015, 08:59:37 AM
What is it about a bus.......   We frequently have cheese and crackers or chips and dip at beer o'clock in the bus.  It's like an escape from reality.
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: thejumpsuitman on October 13, 2015, 11:48:44 AM
Quote from: joel_newton on October 13, 2015, 08:59:37 AM
What is it about a bus.......   We frequently have cheese and crackers or chips and dip at beer o'clock in the bus.  It's like an escape from reality.

It represents having the ability to just take off and go anywhere you want...  Even if it just sits there most of the time.   ::)
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Darkspeed on October 13, 2015, 12:07:48 PM
I feel about my bus what a pirate feels about his pirate ship. Both loved and indentured.
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: sledhead on October 13, 2015, 02:59:37 PM
we don't live in our coach all the time  but just spent all weekends this summer in it at the cottage . kind of sad as last weekend was the last time until next summer as it was time to close down the cottage and bring in the dock due to weather

a sad day

dave
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Melbo on October 13, 2015, 06:07:30 PM
We have multiple places to live BUT we ended up living in the bus for a period of four and  a half months.  Billie (my girlfriend) said that it was fine for three months but the winter weather made for too much close time in the bus.  A friend of mine said well Mel you just have to figure -- living with Billie in the bus would be easy for a long time BUT Billie having to live with you???? ::) three months is plenty.

Sometimes it is just a matter of perspective.

Melbo
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: harleyman_1000 on October 20, 2015, 05:04:04 PM
Actually when I entertain a lady at my place she always want to hang out in the bus! I think they like the mirrors in the bedroom ;D
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: oltrunt on October 20, 2015, 06:27:14 PM
Sure they do.  That way they can see you coming in the mirrors--while they are looking for valuables.  Ha Ha.  Jack
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: harleyman_1000 on October 20, 2015, 06:39:18 PM
What valuables? I had to sell them all to keep the bus running ::)
Title: Re: I live on a Tour Bus
Post by: Scott & Heather on October 20, 2015, 06:40:10 PM
Another one here for chip and dip on our bus. Haha. Must be a bus thing. Wife is all about it.


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