Foul Mouths
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
HEY, I'm from Mississippi and everybody knows you spell Mississippi as:
humpback, dotted letter, crooked letter, crooked letter, dotted letter, crooked letter, crooked letter, dotted letter, humpback, humpback, dotted letter...
YA'LL
Jimmy
I visited Mississippi once and I know some italian people. I find this joke offensive ;)
Well I know the Lady! And she's offended that now EVERYONE knows her mind is always in the gutter, but at the time she was offended because it sounded like the man an Emma's sex life was soooo much greater than hers ! LMAO ! BK ;D
Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking.
Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat.
Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking.
Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you; This morning I stopped reading ;D
Jimmy, Len, & Bryce
You guy's are Funny....LOL
Nick-